Three animals have escaped from the local zoo and we need your help to locate them. These particular animals travel in a pack and can be quite dangerous when hungry, tired or whenever the heck they darn well feel like it. When cornered, they can and will defend themselves by excessive drooling, biting, and head butting and have been known to take down the parent population with their stinky diapers. Do not come into close contact with these animals, as one silly smile and wet kiss will melt your heart and you'll be wrapped around their fingers buying purses, shoes and party dresses for the next 18 years.
Word on the street is, they're looking for the Easter Bunny.
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